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Let me explain to you why Klefki is my favorite pokemon of the new gen.You might say, but Missy this pokemon is literally a sentient keyring! How can a pokemon so stupid be your favorite?! Simply, it is because its description reads, “these key collectors threaten any attackers by fiercely jingling their keys at them.”And all I can picture is a community of these Klefki in the Lost Hotel, just milling about doin’ Klefki stuff when you suddenly walk passed them. These Klefki perceive you to be a threat and all 107 of them start fiercely jingling their keys at you simultaneously. Confused and a bit disturbed, you scurry away, wondering what the hell that was all about.

Let me explain to you why Klefki is my favorite pokemon of the new gen.

You might say, but Missy this pokemon is literally a sentient keyring! How can a pokemon so stupid be your favorite?! Simply, it is because its description reads, “these key collectors threaten any attackers by fiercely jingling their keys at them.”

And all I can picture is a community of these Klefki in the Lost Hotel, just milling about doin’ Klefki stuff when you suddenly walk passed them. These Klefki perceive you to be a threat and all 107 of them start fiercely jingling their keys at you simultaneously. Confused and a bit disturbed, you scurry away, wondering what the hell that was all about.