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Sarcastic.
Feminist.
Anthropologist. She/Her.
Traveler.
Shipper.
Zealous consumer of culture.

(Source: ixilecter, via bbybirdbarton)

Its still the weirdest thing that You Me Sushi’s customer service twitter follows me…

bbybirdbarton:

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because replies are funky heres a pic

seriously. half the time, well, most of the time it’s plastic or sticks. the almond was fucking new. she also hid a raw hide bone and just magicked it back today. I swear she’s got picket dimensions or something. dog is actually loki reincarnated. im so glad to have her. she’s literally nothing like what kind of dog we’ve been looking for but her personality is just spot on everything we wanted in a dog and i couldn’t be happier

hell yeah! that was a shitty ass experience but we make it work even if i still havent learned to drive a car oops

that is what mischievous dogs do! bunji did/does the same. though i will never forget when he ate our downstairs carpet and then the drywall in the dining room… beware. and im glad shes a good fit :3

also dont feel bad about not learning yet haha i still have issues with other people, outside of those i thoroughly trust, driving me around (i think i literally only have like 5 people i let drive me anywhere at this point which is an all time high for me) i’m a mess haha

luisapa9:

Cheap plane tickets, that’s all I ask for

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chrisevans-sexualfrustrations:

"It appears Ive been called out. Apologies for my tardiness. Away w the fam and off the grid. Ive made my donation and will be iced in 48hrs"
https://twitter.com/ChrisEvans/status/501927913567309825

chrisevans-sexualfrustrations:

"It appears Ive been called out. Apologies for my tardiness. Away w the fam and off the grid. Ive made my donation and will be iced in 48hrs"

https://twitter.com/ChrisEvans/status/501927913567309825

(Source: agentrromanoff)

ppaction:

The Affordable Care Act’s preventive care benefit guarantees no-cost birth control in every plan. Here’s how you can get it. (via Cosmo)

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bbybirdbarton said: Beast & She-Hulk!

Beast:Favorite book?

I really really love Brave New World by Aldous Huxley

She-Hulk:What keeps you busy?

Mostly fretting about and planning The Move coming up. Because moving to a different country for a year for school is suuuper stressful.

redriyo:

autasha:

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MY FAVORITE THING FROM ANY COMIC

finally the USA media reporting accurately

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Marvel Hero Ask-Me

Spider-Man:

How have you dealt with some of the tragedies in your life?

Captain America:

What are some things you believe in?

Iron Man:

Ever had any epiphanies?

Thor:

Talk about your relationship with your family.

Hawkeye:

Talk about a time you got a second chance

Black Widow:

Tell a secret?

Captain Marvel:

Are you the recipient of a legacy?

Ms. Marvel:

Talk about something new you're doing.

She-Hulk:

What keeps you busy?

Hulk:

How do you feel about being alone?

Luke Cage:

Talk about when you've been treated unfairly, on a small or large scale.

Black Panther:

How do you feel about your country?

Black Cat:

Do you have a code of ethics?

Daredevil:

What is something others see as a weakness, but you know to be a strength?

Doctor Strange:

Talk about a moment your life changed paths.

Cyclops:

What do you worry about?

Jean Grey:

What is something about yourself you can't control?

Storm:

What do people look up to you for?

Rogue:

What makes it hard for people to get close to you?

Shadowcat:

Talk about growing up.

Beast:

Favorite book?

Nightcrawler:

Religious beliefs?

Scarlet Witch:

What things have you broken?

Quicksilver:

Who do you feel protective toward?

Wolverine:

What are things you regret?

Mr. Fantastic:

How controlling can you be?

Invisible Woman:

Talk about a process of finding your identity.

Human Torch:

Can people take you seriously?

Thing:

Your body-- what are you insecure about? What do you love?

Black Bolt:

What don't you ever do?

Silver Surfer:

(Where?) do you want to wander?

... Any others?

How I clean my room:

god-tiermeulin:

•start at one corner
•find something from 5 years ago and stare at it nostalgically for 10 hours
•go to bed

(Source: godtiermeowlin, via idratherbeinyourarms)

"Chris [Evans] worked his butt off for four months—doing gymnastics, fight training, stunt training—so that he could stand in in a scene like this and then go toe to toe with Georges St-Pierre and then make it look really credible. And I think he did a fantastic job…Once the helmet comes off, 95% of this is Chris."

- Captain America: The Winter Soldier audio commentary by directors Joe and Anthony Russo and writers Christopher Markus and Stephen McFeely

(Source: durance, via chrisevans-sexualfrustrations)

thefutureauthor:

*whispers* Mulan, Merida, and Rapunzel didn’t have men saving them

*regular voice* Lilo and Nani’s sisterly love for each other was a big point in their movie

*slightly aggravated voice* Enchanted questioned marrying a man you hardly know

*shouting* FROZEN ISN’T THE FIRST MOVIE TO HAVE THESE POINTS

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jaimarie:

They should put prizes in tampon boxes, be like yeah your period sucks but here’s 50% off of some icecream.

(via rosecoveredtardis)

justalilblondemama:

Accidental personal injuries are absolutely the worst. “Oh, how did you do that?” “Well, frankly, I’m an idiot.”

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huffingtonpost:

BEN AFFLECK’S TAKE ON THE ALS ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE IS THE MOST ADORABLE YET

Ben Affleck has joined the numerous celebrities who have accepted the ice bucket challenge for ALS (Amyotrophic lateral sclerosis, or Lou Gehrig’s disease).

Watch the full video here. 

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